My coworker and I were bored at work the other day, so we started playing the old classic sex shop employee favorite: "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring products from the store to ensure your survival, what would you bring?"
Fun distraction on a boring Monday, and also a fun and creative way to think outside the box about the products we sell!
We started with the basics - food source. What has the most nutrients in the store? Probably the edible body chocolate. Okay, so that's coming. What about water? Once the creative juices started flowing, we started designing a water filtering device using a large penis pump cylinder. There was also speculation about whether the water component of lube could be separated from the other ingredients. I think that would require further research. Hmmm, shelter. Luckily, we have a waterproof blanket (stain-free sex!) that is actually probably one of the most useful products we've explored so far! No getting rained on here!
Next step - escape! Clearly, bondage rope will be a useful tool in building a raft, and I think a spreader bar would be a great flotation device to lash branches onto (assuming there will be trees on this desert island). We'll probably need a stainless steel dildo to protect ourselves from pirate attacks. Definitely a massage candle for light and to protect against dry skin. Ooh, and a butt plug or two for plugging up the inevitable leaks in the raft!
Happy Sunday, and welcome to the world of sex nerds! It's a great place to be, AND we are totally set in case of desert island stranding. I'm definitely going to start telling customers that stainless steel dildos, while being fabulous G-spot and prostate stimulators (more on that another day), are also an excellent defense against pirate attack. This is useful and important information that the world needs to know about!
Any ideas about other sex products we could use for survival? Let me know! My coworkers' lives might depend on it one day!
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